Cut You Open Like a Wonton

This picture has a story that goes with it: I was walking with two of my professors in Tokyo. I'd lent one of them my scarf and he told me to just take it back if I got cold. I meant to cleverly reference the scene in Star Wars when Han Solo cuts open a taun taun to keep Luke Skywalker from freezing to death. What I said was, "if I get cold, I'll just cut you open like a wonton!"

Clearly, I'm never going to live this down.

EDIT I reuploaded a cover test. I wanted it to look kind of graphic-designy. It's still not done, but let me know what you think!